All right! all right! all right! you fiendish ghouls, I know what you want and I'm the one that's going to give it to ya.. yeah!
You want my list for this Summer's horror getaway. It's fireworks season
So let's pack up our luggage and go on a vacation to hell. Here's my top 10 recommended flicks for the month of July
10. Turistas, 2006
A group of young backpackers' vacation turns sour when a bus accident leaves them marooned in a remote Brazilian rural area that holds an ominous secret.
9. Club Dread, 2004
When a serial killer interrupts the fun at the swanky Coconut Pete's Coconut Beach Resort--a hedonistic island paradise for swingers--it's up to the club's staff to stop the violence...or at least hide it.
8. Long Weekend, 1978
When a suburban couple go camping for the weekend at a remote beach, they discover that nature isn't in an accommodating mood.
7. The Ice Cream Man, 1996
Poor Gregory. After being released from the Wishing Well Sanatorium, all he wants to do is make the children happy. So Gregory reopens the old ice cream factory, and all the unappreciative brats are reprocessed into the flavor of the day.
6. Return of the Living Dead, 1984
When two bumbling employees at a medical supply warehouse accidentally release a deadly gas into the air, the vapors cause the dead to rise again as zombies.
5. The Burning, 1981
A former summer camp caretaker, horribly burned from a prank gone wrong, lurks around an upstate New York summer camp bent on killing the teenagers responsible for his disfigurement.
4. Summer Camp, 2015
Four American counsellors at a European summer camp must deal with the outbreak of a rage-inducing plague that starts in the animals.
3. Sleepaway Camp, 1983
Angela Baker, a traumatized and very shy young girl, is sent to summer camp with her cousin. Shortly after her arrival, anyone with sinister or less than honorable intentions gets their comeuppance.
2. Cruel Jaws, 1995
A tiger shark bred by the Navy as a killing machine is wreaking havoc in the sleepy tourist town of Hampton Bay. In the meantime, the mafia is involved with sleazy real estate investments, and send their thugs to keep a lid on the fact the residents are destined for clam chowder - Sea World owner, Dag, and his dolphins come to the rescue to save Hampton Bay from both the mob and military covert operatives.
1. Uncle Sam, 1996
Desert Storm vet who was killed in combat rises from the grave on July Fourth, to kill the unpatriotic citizens of his hometown, after some teens burn an American flag over his burial site.